Iranian Teacher XP

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Aunt Alexi

- Alexis Texas is known almost to all of my students! Third graders and second graders including their teacher who happens to be me!
  
  I even heard one of them saying:”The only thing that makes me feel better right now is “aunt alexi”
  
  I was good at pretending not knowing her that I asked him:”Is the guy one of your relatives?”
  
  He nodded and the whole class burst into laughter!
  
  I put on an angry face and asked the class:”Why the heck are you laughing at?!”
  
  As if I don’t know HER at all!

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Iron&Metal

Nowadays, the only thing that grows is iron&metal!

Inspired by"HD Suisse Channel"

Thursday, October 14, 2010

MS.Divisive

We all live in a two floor apartment. She owns the apartment above us. She is a very religious widower and all the neighbors talk about how religious she is. This Year, God invited her to His Holy place in Mecca. She also was invited by Imam Reza to His Holy Shrine several times this year.

The only thing she does and thinks won’t hurt anyone’s feelings is the inappropriate way of treating the guy who lives downstairs!

Oh,God:"Religion sucks!"

Saturday, September 18, 2010

With all the appreciation I have for this world,

Most of the time I feel like:

"Fuck this world!"

Friday, August 17, 2007

Prophets& Directors

“No art passes our conscience in the way film does, and goes directly to our feelings, deep down into the dark rooms of our souls.” Ingmar Bergman

Prophets and movie makers sure have a lot to share with us which make them each other’s alter ego so to speak!
First, prophets have their holy books; The movie makers have their movies as their books.
Second, a prophet’s miracle differs from another ranging from making the dead alive or opening the Nile River by a stick; the movie maker has his first and only movie as his masterpiece.
Third: While reading a holy book, one has to go through some traditions like washing hands and face and to be in a quiet place preferably, a dark room to absorb things he reads; while watching a movie you have to sit in a quiet, dark, place to suck up every thing!

There is one difference between these two:
One can find a FEMALE movie maker but not a female PROPHET! I haven’t heard of any, do you?;)